Now Playing at the MZone Theater

Well, not only is it opening weekend of the college football season, but it's also opening weekend at the refurbished MZone Theater (we added IMAX and are thus jacking up the popcorn and Red Vines to obscene levels to pay for it).

In theater 1, our main feature is the most anticipated blockbuster of the year...

And we have a special treat for you all at midnight in theater 5.  Based on our post of the same name, Hollywood has already rushed out a film version of...

Nick Saban vs. Mecha-Nick Saban

Ed. Note: BIG thanks for Rigby for the 'Shop work!