| DATE | OPPONENT | LOCATION | TIME/RESULT | DETAILS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Emory & Henry College | Emory, VA | 1 pm | Details | ||
| Hampden-Sydney College | Hampden-Sydney, VA | 1 pm | Details | ||
| Bridgewater College (Homecoming / Hall of Fame) | Ferrum, VA | 2 pm | Details | ||
 | Maryville College | Maryville, TN | 1:30 pm | Details | |
| North Carolina Wesleyan College | Rocky Mount, NC | 1 pm | Details | |
| Methodist University (Franklin Co. Appreciation Day) | Ferrum, VA | 1 pm | Details | |
| Greensboro College (Blue Ridge Folklife Festival) | Ferrum, VA | 1 pm | Details | |
| Shenandoah University | Winchester, VA | 7 pm | Details | |
| Christopher Newport University | Ferrum, VA | 1 pm | Details | |
| Averett University (Senior Day) | Ferrum, VA | 1 pm | Details |
Kamis, 10 Februari 2011
2011 Schedule is released
Ferrum College today officially released the schedule for the 2011 football season. The schedule appears below. Bold print indicates a Ferrum home game.
Boda
This looks like a great opportunity for an MZone caption contest, my entry:forever will it dominate your destiny,
consume you it will.
Selasa, 08 Februari 2011
MZone Exclusive: Fax Cam Wars Begin
Last week on National Signing Day (aka The Day You Didn't Get Shit Done at Work), the internet blew up with this image of the Alabama fax cam:
Now, while we're not fans of Nick "Oversign" Saban, as a general rule, we applaud the efforts of anyone trying to enhance the otherwise boring process of waiting for 18 year old high school football players to send over a signed piece of paper. And nothing "enhances" said process like adding sexy coeds to the mix.
But if Saban thought other schools would merely stand idly by and let 'Bama corner the Fax Cam market as a way to sway potential recruits, he was wrong.
Very wrong.
In an MZone exclusive, we have obtained the images below after a few schools tested out their fax cams this week in preparation already for NSD 2012.
OLE MISS
Even though he joked about oversigning after grabbing 37 - 37! - players two years ago, Mississippi coach Houston Nutt has been overshadowed on the topic by Nick Oversaban* and 'Bama. So there was no way in hell Nutt was going to let the same thing happen in the upcoming Fax Cam Wars. As you can see below, Nutt and Ole Miss decided to "out execute" 'Bama with their fax cam -- and in the process delivered a significant upgrade to interested viewers as compared to a single Crimson Cabaret Girl.
Needless to say, we here at the MZone predict big things for Nutt's next recruiting class. And he just might break his record 37 signees, to hell with the rules!
VANDERBILT
There's a reason Vandy is often near the bottom of the SEC. Case in point: their entry below in the Fax Cam Wars. It was predictably studious and boring. No wonder they can't land the big recruits. Didn't the coaching staff learn anything from their school's Theta chapter? Better yet, couldn't they have a couple of them near the fax on NSD?
USC
Signing top level recruits has not been a problem for the USC Trojans over the last decade. Unfortunately, things may get tougher now that the NCAA has stepped in and demanded they follow the rules like everyone else.
Then again, their coach is Lane Kiffin who, despite sanctions, signed a Nutt-ish 30 players this year! Things could even be better next year with the addition of the new fax cam they tested this week in LA. Of course, we hope this Song Girl is cheering for a new recruit's signature and not something else. They do get confused sometimes.
AUBURN
Unwilling to stand pat, even in the wake of their National Championship, the Tigers are ready to show 'Bama that while sex may sell, there's something thatrecruits the parents of recruits respond to even more than hot coeds.
ED. NOTE: The Auburn athletic department contacted us to say that neither they - nor any future recruits - had/have/will have knowledge of this fax cam image.
OHIO STATE
Never underestimate Jim Tressel. As you can see below, he knows just how to woo potential Tosu recruits.
Well played, Sweater Vest. Well played, sir.
* That's right: Nick Oversaban. Learn, use it, pass it on. And so it is christened.
Now, while we're not fans of Nick "Oversign" Saban, as a general rule, we applaud the efforts of anyone trying to enhance the otherwise boring process of waiting for 18 year old high school football players to send over a signed piece of paper. And nothing "enhances" said process like adding sexy coeds to the mix.
But if Saban thought other schools would merely stand idly by and let 'Bama corner the Fax Cam market as a way to sway potential recruits, he was wrong.
Very wrong.
In an MZone exclusive, we have obtained the images below after a few schools tested out their fax cams this week in preparation already for NSD 2012.
OLE MISS
Even though he joked about oversigning after grabbing 37 - 37! - players two years ago, Mississippi coach Houston Nutt has been overshadowed on the topic by Nick Oversaban* and 'Bama. So there was no way in hell Nutt was going to let the same thing happen in the upcoming Fax Cam Wars. As you can see below, Nutt and Ole Miss decided to "out execute" 'Bama with their fax cam -- and in the process delivered a significant upgrade to interested viewers as compared to a single Crimson Cabaret Girl.
Needless to say, we here at the MZone predict big things for Nutt's next recruiting class. And he just might break his record 37 signees, to hell with the rules!
VANDERBILT
There's a reason Vandy is often near the bottom of the SEC. Case in point: their entry below in the Fax Cam Wars. It was predictably studious and boring. No wonder they can't land the big recruits. Didn't the coaching staff learn anything from their school's Theta chapter? Better yet, couldn't they have a couple of them near the fax on NSD?
USC
Signing top level recruits has not been a problem for the USC Trojans over the last decade. Unfortunately, things may get tougher now that the NCAA has stepped in and demanded they follow the rules like everyone else.
Then again, their coach is Lane Kiffin who, despite sanctions, signed a Nutt-ish 30 players this year! Things could even be better next year with the addition of the new fax cam they tested this week in LA. Of course, we hope this Song Girl is cheering for a new recruit's signature and not something else. They do get confused sometimes.
AUBURN
Unwilling to stand pat, even in the wake of their National Championship, the Tigers are ready to show 'Bama that while sex may sell, there's something that
ED. NOTE: The Auburn athletic department contacted us to say that neither they - nor any future recruits - had/have/will have knowledge of this fax cam image.
OHIO STATE
Never underestimate Jim Tressel. As you can see below, he knows just how to woo potential Tosu recruits.
Well played, Sweater Vest. Well played, sir.
* That's right: Nick Oversaban. Learn, use it, pass it on. And so it is christened.
Minggu, 06 Februari 2011
"Investment Opportunity" with Art Schlichter: What could possibly go wrong?
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| This guy swindled you? Shocker. |
According to the ESPN.com story linked above:
(Schlichter) reportedly solicited people for money as part of an "investment opportunity" that involved brokering and selling tickets for Ohio State football games and other prominent sporting events to various people nearly two years ago.
The money collected by Schlichter was then used to place bets, some of which exceeded six figures.
You know, if you're dumb enough to give your money to Art Schlichter for him to "invest," then you deserve to be ripped off.
Seriously. How fucking stupid were these people? Apparently they couldn't get in touch with the Nigerian Internet guy to send their money to him so they decided to go with Schichter. I mean what could possibly go wrong with an "investment opportunity" run by a guy who has served time in 44 - yes, forty-fucking-four! - different prisons or jails since 1994?*
* That's not comedic hyperbole, that's true!
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