Five-year-old trying to give Pop Evil a run for its money

Found the videos below from 5 year old rapper Lil' L-Dubb (who has his own website. Kids these days).  According to the description included with the first video:

Hey everyone, this is a preview to my new song produced by Bonezondabeat called Make the Stands Rumble! I had fun making this so I hope you enjoy this small clip. My dream is to attend a University of Michigan vs. Ohio State game. Hopefully I reach my goal before I turn 10!

Yesterday, the finished product was posted.  Between now and his first post, his dreams got bigger:

Hey everyone. I love Football, but what I love more about football is MICHIGAN FOOTBALL! ... My dream is to make a music video to this at THE BIG HOUSE that would be soooo awesome! But I need your help to send this to everyone you know.. Thank you so much for taking the time to listen... Lil' L-Dubb

No matter what you think of the finished song below, judging by the description above, I think we can all be impressed by this 5 year old's command of the English language.



Lyrics:
Michigan fans up in the stand
Stand up, clap those hands!
make the stands rumble!
I said make the stand rumble!
Michigan fans up in the stand
Stand up, clap those hands!
make the stands rumble!
I said make the stand rumble!
Lets Go!

Welcome to the big house, where they don't play no games
From city to city everyone knows there names
Yeah thats right, that's right, Hear them fans roar
Come and see what the wolverines have in store
Defense guard that line, make them fumble
Ofense catch them off guard, make them stumble
We get the ball, yeah they in trouble
yeah were the best, you can tell by the score on the Jumbo!
Tron now lets rewind that back
Now look at that defense get another sac!
Were unstoppable, you can't deny it
stop our ofense? man don't even try it
Yeah it's all about that Maize and blue!
You rock any other team color than you have no clue!
Of who's the best of the best!
In the whole league not just the midwest!
Lets go!

Michigan fans up in the stand
Stand up, clap those hands!
make the stands rumble!
I said make the stand rumble!
Michigan fans up in the stand
Stand up, clap those hands!
make the stands rumble!
I said make the stand rumble!

Wait a minute, Wait a minute
Stop The music I forgot to mention!

Hate
Oh how I hate
Oh How I hate Ohio State
It's all about that Maize and Blue
Oh How I hate Ohio State

Michigan fans up in the stand
Stand up, clap those hands!
make the stands rumble!
I said make the stand rumble!
Michigan fans up in the stand
Stand up, clap those hands!
make the stands rumble!
I said make the stand rumble!
I'm Out!

Well, it's obvious from the lyrics that the kid has never attended a Michigan game before. If he had, he'd know that U-M fans never "make the stands rumble" by standing up and clapping their hands.

But I can help.  Here's how I'd change the lyrics:


Raise your hand and shake your keys!
Down in front!  I can't see!
Gonna get me the usher
If you don't sit down and shush 'er

You're welcome, Lil L-Dubb.  Yost Out!